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Adam. 23. Tennessee.

tastefullyoffensive:

"It started out as a kiss, how did it end up like this…" [x]

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

59oz:

retr0philia:

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

do guys cum the moment they put on a condom..?

sometimes

hannibal buress

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

I just had to do the math to figure out how old I am. Ridiculous.

emoij:

emoij:

emoij:

a guy walks into a bar

everyday 

he’s an alcoholic and his wife leaves him 

the-little-plurmaid:

"We were only trying to drown her"

the-little-plurmaid:

"We were only trying to drown her"

outriderreview:

By Gabriel Kreifels

How does it feel? The screams are stifled in my throat; as the pit in my stomach continues to grow. The lines of my gender blur before my eyes as I argue with the sex that contradicts my desire.

Empty, I feel empty inside, pulled apart by the horror that is ignited by the…